0) Open randompokemon.com/
1) Switch to "All regions" and "All types"
2) Switch to "1"
3) For each question, generate a Pokémon, and use it as the answer. Then comment about it
4) PLEASE TAG SOMEONE! This is the only way the meme can get around
5) Post these rules
1. This is you
My name is Jean and I'm a musician at heart.
2. This pokemon is your rival
Their name is Asha and they play a mean jingle bell... and they are taller than me
3. This pokemon is deeply in love with you
His name is Rolland and he's my bassist
4. This pokemon is stalking you
But of course I love all of my fans.
5. This pokemon just stole your cake
6. This is your Lab partner
My what beauty.. what gloriousness, what..... are they setting something on fire?
7. This is your best friend
Um??? this is the stage I perform on???
8. This pokemon is about to fight you
Try me ear flaps.
9. This pokemon will do anything to get your shoes
You don't understand mom, all the cool kids have dirty shoes and I am the cooliest.
10. This pokemon is currently hiding in your house
11. This pokemon is your pet
My precious baby angel.
12. This is your new roommate
He's a dick and he has a lot of vibrating tubes.
13. This is your new boss
14. This pokemon watches you while you sleep at night
Of course the deities are watching over me.
15. This pokemon is scared of you
As it should be.
16. This pokemon is about to perform surgery on you
What an eager physician.
17. You have to babysit this pokemon all night
Stop digging through the carpet, no you can't burrow into the couch. Thats not a rock thats my LAMP
18. This pokemon loves sleeping on your head
I can work with this.
19. This pokemon envies you
We can't all be as fabulous as I
20. Use this pokemon to tag some people
...It ran away.